• *me when bored*
  • me: mom you need anything?
  • mom: no, thanks
  • *me on the laptop*
  • mom: can you come help me?
  • me:

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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stfuconservatives:

antiprolife:

Things that lower abortion rates:

  • Better access to condoms
  • Accessible birth control 
  • Accessible Plan - B pills
  • Comprehensive sex education

Things that do not lower abortion rates:

  • Abstinence-Only sex education
  • Banning contraceptives
  • Shaming people who have sex or get abortions
  • Making abortion illegal

Friendly daily reminder that the entire pro-life movement is basically pointless and counterproductive

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legolokiismighty:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thiswitchsblog:

I’m from Middle Earth. Apparently.

"WHY IS EVERYTHING A RECTANGLE"

LOL

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about

conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about

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meanplastic:

"i’m so full…. do you want these nuggets?”

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

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wolfshirou:

madwatch-madwatch:

wolfshirou:

doctor-gordon-freeman:

wolfshirou:

what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people

Because we outnumber you. 

I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.

fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them

Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance

not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies

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